I'm pretty excited about the experience of ordering it online and having it delivered to my home via flatbed, it feels so "modern."



After the photo and specifications, I wrote out a lot about how I ended up at this particular car, if anyone's interested, which was unexpected for me because a black/ish over black BMW is NOT me and I generally have been "boo" about big heavy modern cars.
The car has two previous owners and was serviced routinely by Irvine BMW in SoCal though both ownerships; the first was a 3 year lease and second a CPO private ownership. It has 54k miles and a clean Carfax.

It almost looks too "cool" for me, but whatever.

Installed options:
- (A90) Dark Graphite Metallic
- (LZLZ) Black Nappa Leather
- (2TB) Sport Automatic Transmission with Shift Paddles
- (ZMM) M Sport
-- (ZND) 19" 351M Wheels with Performance Run-Flat Tires
---- (840) Increased Top Speed Limiter (130 --> 155, dependent on performance tires)
-- (337) M Sport Package
-- (3DZ) Without Lines Designation (side "modern line" thing deleted)
-- (4BN) Dark Wood Trim
-- (704) M Sport Suspension
-- (710) M Steering Wheel
-- (715) Aerodynamic Kit
-- (760) Shadowline Exterior Trim (gloss black)
-- (775) Anthracite Headliner
- (ZDA) Driver Assistance Package
-- (3AG) Rearview Camera
-- (508) Park Distance Control
-- (610) Head Up Display
-- (6WA) Instrument Cluster with Extended Display (analog gauges with digital lower portion)
- (ZPP) Premium Package
-- (316) Power Tailgate
-- (322) Comfort Access Keyless Entry
-- (655) Satellite Radio
- (688) Harmon Kardon Surround Sound
- (494) Heated Front Seats
- (Z62) Wheel Locks
- (no code) Gloss Black front Grilles
- (no code) Carbon Black Exhaust Tips
The only thing I'd really change is to give up the Premium Package for Sport Seats...for some reason the F10 doesn't couple sport seats with the m tech package like other generations and as a result, very few 535i M Sport package cars seem to have them...same can be said for the Sport Automatic with Paddle shifters. Overall though, I think this will be one of the easier F10 535i cars to sell when I want to move on, it has the right color combo and look to sell quick as well as a nice feature-set without being "too much." No lane nanny, self-park or any of that nonsense.
Full story:
I've been mulling over a more modern car for several months now for reasons mostly involving my need to diversify my credit load, so I can eventually prepare to buy a home, but modern A/C is also a huge attraction with our recent heat spikes in SF

I saw this as an opportunity to "step out of my BMW 5 Series habits" and try something new -- I have no plan to commit to owning this car longer than two years, so why the heck not have fun with it? I also don't actually need another car: my [daily driver] '84 528e runs beautifully and only lacks working A/C, we have a perfectly fine '87 e30 325is, and an f80 M3 CS...we're not hurting for transportation. I also have two NKs, a 1967 2000 and 1968 2000. When it comes to the 5 Series (which was my first choice), I already have a lot of experience with the 5 Series and know I love them...e12, 2x e28s, e39, and two NKs which are technically the predecessor to the 5 series, so really wanted to try something new. The only real requirements I've had while looking are "Do I like this car?" and "Will it be easy to resell when I'm done with it?" Some arbitrary requirements like "no black-over-black" somehow unexpectedly fell by the wayside..you'll see in the pic at the end.
First I toyed with electric cars...
Fiat 500e: can be had for super-cheap ($10-12k) and a small electric short-range car would actually fit into my life very well...I don't leave a 4 mile radius more than once per month because I live in a big city that has everything I need within short distance, and I only commute to work via car <1x/wk -- I generally take public transit or ride-share with friends. Unfortunately the Fiat 500e, as cheap and fun and as-good-for-my-credit-score-as-anything-else it could be, is just to cheap looking, feeling, and sounding for me to spend any of my money on and not feel crappy about it. And resell value seems horrible, they sit on the market for months at rock-bottom prices.
This led me to the VW eGolf, which can be had used for a neat $14-17k. They were very alluring..lots available to choose from and ridiculously, mind-numbingly sensible. Unfortunately they only come in two trim options and like three colors, and the interior is over-the-top-german-austere in such a boring way. Adding to that, everyone in SF has a Golf, I see at least 30x every time I drive 2 miles across town, so it really would be hard to feel like I'm differentiating myself in any way; I'd be just another mid-thirties-techie-in-a-Golf

And that led me to the i3, but we've already had an i3 so I felt "meh" on that. It was a fantastic car and I whole-heartedly recommend one to anybody. They're also not much more expensive than the eGolf on the used market (many can be had for ~$15-20k) and you get a lot more for your money, plus the option of the range extender. I just didn't want to rinse and repeat on that decision, even if we loved it.
...so I went back to gas...
Trying further to not go back to a BMW, I also took a long look a the Fiat 124 Spider -- it's probably the first 2-seat roadster that I've actually liked the styling on since the 60's ended. Initially it seemed a unique and fun proposition, but they're EXPENSIVE (~$20-25k) and come with an anemic 1.3 liter 4-cyl. The "Abarth" comes with six (6) more HP, and finding one with a manual? psh. Forget it. Cute, but no. They do get snapped-up off the used market quickly though.
I looked at Mini, but everyone I know who's owned one has had nothing but problems. No thanks. I already have problems.
AND so back to BMW I found myself.
I tried to look at models I've generally ignored or hated in an effort to try to be open-minded and balanced... the 2 Series Convertible, 3 series GT, and 4 series Gran Coupe. All of them weren't doing it for me on some level or another...the practical side of me which likes four doors just couldn't see any sense in a 2-door convertible at all. And while the 3 Series GT has matured well, IMHO, it can rarely be had with any of the options I want without having options I DON'T WANT (like x drive)...a 335i GT with RWD is hard to find in a color/package combo I actually like and a 4-banger 3 Series is as common as a penny these days, resell on those is tough. The 4 Series Gran Coupe suffers a similar issue lots of 4 cylinders around and finding packages you like means you usually have to deal things like a red car with that horrid black-and-red interior, or you're spending $35k on a 428i with the options you want because the 4 Series is hella popular. I don't do SUVs, so ignored those.
I then started looking at the 5 Series GT. It seemed practical with it's semi-wagon-hatchback utility, but unfortunately it has not aged as well as the 3 Series GT; that front fascia is so homely. If BMW made a minivan, it's name would be "5 Series GT." Poor thing should just be taken out back and shot in the face.
So all roads kept leading back to the 5 Series, the LCI F10 specifically. It's new enough to be able to get a generally problem-free example, but old enough to have come down in cost to my price range, really the sweet spot. I know how the reviews generally go for these: not as good as the e60, less agile, heavy, dopey, etc etc, but I'm actually fine with a luxe-barge...actually kind of want that.
At first I thought the 528i would be the sensible choice -- there were plenty available in many color combos with the features I wanted (heated seats mostly, tbh). But then that was the problem that kept me from falling in love with any of them enough to buy one -- there's plenty available and they're all spec'd the same. Reselling a white over beige-or-brown 2014-2016 528i in two years might actually be hard. And then there's the "differentiating yourself" equation.
So I started focusing on LCI F10s at the top of my price range ($21-25k). Not as much choice when you nix the option of a 4-cyl, but I had a few 535d xdrive and 535i rwd/xdrive options to choose from.
I found myself looking hard at two in particular: a 2014 Alpine White over Tobacco 535d X-Drive and a 2015 Dark Graphite Metallic over Black 535i RWD M-Sport, both had around 50k miles. While I liked the dark brown interior on the diesel, I already have a white 5 series, and this car had the base-model wheels and almost everything else (Premium and Cold Weather packages, that's it)...stylistically it looked really basic. The 535i on the other-hand, looked slick -- very dark grey, shadow line, black grilles, m-tech, tinted windows. To be honest, I generally hate "triple-black" cars, but this one was really speaking to me. And then over the next two days it went on "pending sale" twice and the diesel didn't, and that told me what I needed to know about resell value so I pulled the trigger this Friday after the "sale pending" status disappeared and I got a notification.
